Theres one thing in this world that brings my wife more joy than me massaging her feet(sore subject i hate giving massages) its our little shitzu "sushi". Sushi is a 2 year old pure shitzu and in my house she is treated like royalty; i mean my wife probably buys her an outfit every week, with that beign said il begin telling yall the reason im in the dog house for a while. About 3 months ago my wife had to travel out of the country for work so i decided while shes gone i would go visit my parents in Utah (i know utah sucks), any who long story short i was supposed to take the dog with me but didnt..... well it costs like 300 bucks to take her on the plane Fuck that!! so i left her at one of my buddys house. 2 weeks later i came back to California and went to pick up my dog, sure enough my buddy explained to me that his chihuahua had banged my little dog, at that moment i knew i was in a world of trouble if she got prego (my dog isnt fixed, i know im a monster sue me). So 3 months go by and my dog is feeling a little sick she wont eat, she had diarhea etc. I never told my wife what had happened so she didnt know, so we went to the vet to c what was wrong with her and i knew the vet was going to tell her and id be in deep shit. We waited in a little waiting room with our pup and the vet walks in, and has us put sushi in the exam table; he takes the thermometer and sticks it in her ass and sure enough as soon as he did that sushi starts shitting out a baby!!! OMFG. After a few hours of beign called every name in the book the mut started to grow on my wife so we decided to keep it.
moral of the story "Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." = Homer Simpson
Welcome back man, Your one Blog I follow that I have been waiting to hear more from.
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