Welcome my fellow men(and in between)

Hello! This blog is dedicated to the brave men who love beign "Stay at home dads" or just plain stay at home men! In this blog you will find tips on how to please that hard working woman that supports you. cheers mates!!

Monday, January 31, 2011


I remember when me and my wife first started dating and she asked for a massage, i was like "hell yeah i love giving massages im the best!'.....NOT!!! 4 years and 100000 massages later i can honestly say FUCK MASSAGES I HATE GIVING EM AND RECEIVING EM! I even tried buying one of those shitazu foot massagers but she says "its not the same" Wtf is that! this thing is a robot thats sole purpose is to give massages! but of course im a weenie and like a lot of stay at home dads we like pleasing our hard working wifes so i give in. My advice, when she asks you, start doing it then after a minute put your head back and scream DAMN NOSEBLEED AGAIN!! or just ask her if she wants tea.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Grocery shopping....

God i remember the first time my wife sent me grocery shopping, she got home from work and all hell broke loose, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!", CHEETOS, RED BULL, BEER!! GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WALMART AND BUY REAL FOOD! lol i didnt know back then humans ate anything else, damn i remember college i lived of that stuff and i turned out ok...  Well now every time i go i have a list with all the crap she eats, and of course i treat myself to a few snacks.  Remember guys eat your god damn vegetables!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Laundry day

I never thought womens laundry was so complicated! put this with this and that with that! what kind of shit is this! after ruining 5 sweaters and 4 of her jeans i learned a few tricks about laundry i now separate 3 different loads whites, darks, and everything else; also i now dont dry jeans, and sweaters anymore beacuse it shrinks the hell out of em. Theres no real science to folding clothes pretty much foldem like you seem em folded at the mall.
Why don't men do laundry?

Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning

Like my friend Jhon Wesley said "Certainly this is a duty, not a sin. "Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness". Cleaning is probably the chore us stay at home dads most hate, but i found that its also the most rewarding, everytime i clean my wife  is less likely to nagg about everything and that brings harmony to the relationship.
 If you hate cleaning as much as i do grab yourself a six pack put on some music and get cleaning!
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Keeping her happy.

Having a good strategy is key in keeping that woman happy, as most of you know when she gets home from work she makes it very clear she has the hardest job in the world (even if she works in an airconditioned office and has an army of minions at her dispose) thats why at that moment is when we must strike, a simple compliment goes a long way after a hard days work and listening to her complain about how much of a bitch sally is can really cool her down and relax.