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Hello! This blog is dedicated to the brave men who love beign "Stay at home dads" or just plain stay at home men! In this blog you will find tips on how to please that hard working woman that supports you. cheers mates!!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Massage.....aghhh

I remember when me and my wife first started dating and she asked for a massage, i was like "hell yeah i love giving massages im the best!'.....NOT!!! 4 years and 100000 massages later i can honestly say FUCK MASSAGES I HATE GIVING EM AND RECEIVING EM! I even tried buying one of those shitazu foot massagers but she says "its not the same" Wtf is that! this thing is a robot thats sole purpose is to give massages! but of course im a weenie and like a lot of stay at home dads we like pleasing our hard working wifes so i give in. My advice, when she asks you, start doing it then after a minute put your head back and scream DAMN NOSEBLEED AGAIN!! or just ask her if she wants tea.
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15 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Yeah I hear ya. Usually will pay off nicely tho...

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  2. RylaiJanuary 31, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    hahaha aww man sry to hear that
    They better come up with better massaging machines

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  3. speakers4uJanuary 31, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    what about naked massages?

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  4. ericsJanuary 31, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    i'm the foot master of foot massages!

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  5. DudemeisterFebruary 1, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    Massages are way overrated.

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  6. GarkFebruary 2, 2011 at 5:42 AM

    Receiving is awesome, giving is not awesome, simple as that lol

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  7. CrazyJuanFebruary 2, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Haha, and now, gay mortal combat.

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  8. AlphalphaFebruary 2, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    Gay mortal kombat was awesome lol

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  9. Jimmy FungusFebruary 3, 2011 at 7:13 AM

    I never quite understood the big deal about a massage..I don't like people manhandling me like that.

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  10. BdgorshFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    Why would someone even want to receive massage? I never saw any benefit in them.

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  11. kalFebruary 4, 2011 at 9:59 AM

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  12. una pez payasoFebruary 4, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    ¡Hola! muy chulo tu blog y muchas gracias por tu visita a mi blog y por dejar tus palabras en él.

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    glup!

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  13. Hom DiddlyFebruary 4, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    I don't mind giving massages as long as it's not all the time. I definitely have no problem receiving a massage :D

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  14. leanmeansteenFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    yaaaa massages are just so-so but that mortal kombat clip was hilarious

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  15. Classic GeorgeMarch 18, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    I have been reading your Blog all day I feel like your my Twin again I feel your pain

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