I remember when me and my wife first started dating and she asked for a massage, i was like "hell yeah i love giving massages im the best!'.....NOT!!! 4 years and 100000 massages later i can honestly say FUCK MASSAGES I HATE GIVING EM AND RECEIVING EM! I even tried buying one of those shitazu foot massagers but she says "its not the same" Wtf is that! this thing is a robot thats sole purpose is to give massages! but of course im a weenie and like a lot of stay at home dads we like pleasing our hard working wifes so i give in. My advice, when she asks you, start doing it then after a minute put your head back and scream DAMN NOSEBLEED AGAIN!! or just ask her if she wants tea.